Explore the Most Accurate Car Performance Software On Either Side of the Mississippi
QUARTERMASTER DRAG RACING PROGRAMS TRANSFORM BASIC AUTOMOBILE PERFORMANCE INPUTS FROM YOUR DRAGY GPS DEVICE'S PERFORMANCE REPORTS OR TIME SLIP INPUT FROM YOUR LOCAL DRAG STRIP INTO A COMPLETE TELEMETRY PROFILE OF YOUR CAR'S STRAIGHT-LINE EXECUTION. QM SOFTWARE REVERSE-ENGINEERS LAUNCH DYNAMICS, TRACK ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS, SHIFT INTERVALS, RPM DROPS ALONG WITH POSITION, VELOCITY AND ACCELERATION METRICS AND EXTRACTS PERFORMANCE DATA THAT SOME (NOT EVERYONE) DID NOT THINK WAS POSSIBLE AND WITH AN ACCURACY THAT IS ON THE ORDER OF 20X TIMES MORE ACCURATE THAN DRAGY
💥 Dynamo Hum: Why I’m Sharing These Tools
I’ve spent the last few decades engineering, modeling, troubleshooting, and translating physics into something real and intuitive. I’ve built compressors for the world, earned degrees from Houston to Georgetown, and tangled with forum admins who told me my math was “delusional.” Turns out they were just underestimating what you can extract from real-world numbers—like a 60–130 Dragy run or a simple time slip.
This page—and the programs I’ve built—are for the curious, the skeptics, the weekend warriors, and the data-driven die-hards who’ve always suspected there’s more hiding inside your Dragy report than generic estimates and napkin math.
These spreadsheets unlock:
• 🔧 Horsepower and torque from real-world acceleration data
• 🧠 Dynamic drivetrain efficiency as you race down the strip or street
• 🚀 Predictive metrics that tell you when a wheelstand is likely—and how high you’ll fly
I created these tools because no one else would—or could. And now I’m sharing them at bargain prices, because Dragy users deserve better than vague guesses. You deserve clarity, realism, and math that mirrors the madness under the hood.
So welcome to Dynamo Hum, where theory meets throttle. Let’s turn GPS logs and time slips into something far more valuable: understanding.